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Planking

When a person lays down straight with hands next to them on any object and poses for a picture to upload online and get a risk rating. Can be done singular or in groups.

Did you hear about that guy who died planking?

by MRAwesome. May 16, 2011

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plank

a longboard

Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell

by OxfordOfficialDictionary September 20, 2010

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planking

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

by itgetsthehoseagain May 25, 2011

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Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)

"Hey let's go planking"

"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"

by Plank Master T May 13, 2011

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Planked

When someone gets knocked out

OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED

by $NEEZE February 14, 2019

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planking

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".

Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.

Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?

Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"

by SweatyBallSack May 15, 2011

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Planking

Planking is the art of lying down with a stiff body on any random object. Planking originated in Australia and has now become popular. Planking is an evolution of parkour, it is for people who cannot do parkour and want to look "cool" by taking pictures of themselves planking. Planking is pointless, if you want do something useful, learn parkour.

Kid: "Yo' check out this picture of me planking."

Friend: "Oh, you're cool."

Kid: "Thanks, I know."

by DoParkourDontPlank July 7, 2011

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