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An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed
yo man the police put me in jail for having 420
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The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.
Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.
Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?
Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.
Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?
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a bunch of fat guys dressed inblue that think they own, run, and know everything. they claim to protect you but they'll arrest you for the stupidest shit andthrow you in jail where its even more dangerous. out of the million police in the world theres maybe 1 or 2 niceones.
fight for your rights!
fuck the police!
-get high-
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1. People that arrest you for a little bit of weed and then smoke it.
2. complete hypocrites and liars
3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right.
4. Sadistic motherfuckers
5. The lowest form of people
6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not
7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause
See the movie "Spun". The police in that movie are really like that. NO LIE!
Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT!
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People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.
The police calling themsleves "public servants" are actually a scandalous clad of douhgnut junkies.
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A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.
Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*
Person 1: ahhh..weed..
Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!
One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.
Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!
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A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.
Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight
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