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A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin
Something you try to get to and you're so close to it but you just can't reach it.
"Are you trying to quit heroin?"
"Nah it's like Chasing a Red Dragon"
a phrase for the consumption of 5 Hour Energy
Dude, you trying to ride the red dragon?
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The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.
"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."
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When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.
Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.
When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
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The act of a man splooging into his lady's butt hole after anal sex, followed by the girl taking a poop into a frying pan which includes the mans semen. Then, they cook the feces and splooge with a bit of water to make it into liquid form! After is begins to boil, the man pours the solution Back into the women's vagina and sticks his penis inside continuing to have sex!
Ohh I loved the red hot dragon we did last night!
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