Romney

A self-centered person who acts in a manner that benefits themselves at the expense of others. Best used when the word 'fuckin' is used before it.

Ex. 1 "That fuckin' Romney just cut to the front of the line!"

Ex. 2 "...And when he brought back my car, the tank was empty... Fuckin' Romney"

Ex. 3 "Due to their want for increased take home pay, upper management has cut our hours and reduced our benefits. This place is full of fuckin' Romneys"

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Romney

(Verb) To mop up a mixture of semen and tears with money.

She was crying when I came, but luckily I had $2 to Romney it up with.

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Romney

The 3 and a half hour window of time in which a grown man can change his strongly believed opinion to it's complete opposite.

"Oh my god we've been in this car for 2 Romney's now. I need to go pee. Wait no I don't."

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Romney

A Cialis induced erection gone bad that stays stiff forever.

I had a bad Cialis reaction, got a Romney that stayed stiff for hours for no apparent reason.

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Romneying

Accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere; comparing the difficulties of being rich to those of being poor

Examples of Romneying:
10. “I like those fancy raincoats you bought to people wearing plastic ponchos. Really sprung for the big bucks.’”
9. “I know what it’s like to worry about whether or not you are going to get fired. … There are times when I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.”
8. “Corporations are people, my friend.”
7. “Rick Perry, I’ll tell you what: 10,000 bucks? $10,000 bet?”
6. “I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much.” $374,000
5. “I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.“
4. “Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
3. “I’m not concerned about the very poor. … We have a safety net there.”
2. “I’m also unemployed.”
1. “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”

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romney

a boring place that has nothing to do. its surrounded by old people. po-poz act like their all bas ass. and most of the girls are sluty. and the boys are wanna-bes

cumberland is like romney in some wayz

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Romney

A binder of women. A folder full of qualified women. An empty folder. A folder without use or with no intention of ever being used or considered. A joke used for the sake of political gain. Statement that women are useless.

We need to find qualified women to sit on our council. Bring me the romney.

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