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When a saggy, floppy boob gets out of control!
I was getting a lap dance from Mee-Maw, when I got slapped in the face by a runaway titty.
A Runaway is a faceless being that likes floofy hair among the Twenty One Pilots fanbase. Runaway's tend to be pretty neat
Jackie: Hey Runaway show your face if you have a face
Runaway: REEEEEEE NO FACE
Its the thing Edward from Twilight does when he even breaths one Bella
When you text someone and the recipient doesn't respond but you continue to text over a period with no more than 30 -45 minutes in between messages. The most dangerous involve speculation of the recipient's current situation. And responses by sender to possible reactions from recipient.
Her: Was that you with Belle earlier?
Me:zzzz
Her:so it was?!
Me:zzzz
her:I hope you enjoy stds becausim sure you got em now
Me: zzzz
Her:i hate you and hope you die
Me: hey I just woke up and read your Runaway text
Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher