Saw 3D

1. The seventh film in the "Saw" franchise.

2. Refers to the act of doing something in a very subpar/cheap manner out of anger at someone else. Derives from the film of the same name, where the director wanted to do a "Paranormal Activity" sequel but was pulled off the project to do the seventh "Saw" film, and out of digruntlement, saw that the movie was badly filmed, badly acted, with silly pink blood, unimaginitive traps and poor writing (including dialogue like "You're crazier than a bag of cats!" and an ending that fans had predicting for years).

1. "Saw 3D" is considered by many (not all, naturally) fans and critics to be the worst of the series.

2. Mark was a mechanic whose girlfriend left him one morning, so he came into work really angry and took it out on a customer by irresponsibly pouring water in the car's engine instead of oil. Total Saw 3D move right there.

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Saw con

A type of disease that largely effects people who have also had exposure to ligma. Or know someone who has.

Person1: hey bro what's ligma

Person2: ligma fuckin balls

Person1: oh shit bro you got me

Person1: so are you going to saw con

Person2: what's saw con

Person1: SAW CON MY BALLS LMAO 😂😂

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Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!" , very much ligma.

Brady: Hey man, you ever been to Saw Con?
Chad: No. What's Saw Con?
Brady: Saw Con deez nuts!

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saw god

Past tense of seeing god

How did court go

I saw god

Never heard it called that but your right

sawing logs

to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.

She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.

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Meat Saw

A dirty prostitute with extremely sharp teeth and a snaggletooth mouth that loves to give head.

Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.

Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.

Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.

Carl: Sweeet!

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See-Saw

When a man puts a strap-on on the back-side of his body and engages in intercourse with a woman in front of him and a woman behind him.

Guy 1: “Yo did you have some girl at your house last night?”
Guy 2: “ yeah I see-sawed them all night.”