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Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
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a jewish word for a screw up/reject...
what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck
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Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
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Rabbi Schmeigel sure schmucked the foreskin off that penis
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Tom DeLay
A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.
Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal
This is Democracy in action
Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush
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Whatever the hell you want it to be. Really... anything...
You: You, my fine sir, are a schmuck.
Friend: What the hell is a schmuck?
You: I'm not sure yet.
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metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
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