science

(n.) something beyond your range of knowledge, experience, or realm of expertice. Used sarcastically.

Me:"Ryan and Rasheed started to do some shit on the turn-table with some program and make a song somehow."
Tous: "How?"
Me: "I dunno, it's all science."

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sciencing

The rapid collaboration of scientific data, under extreme pretences and or life threatening situations. Often attributed to senile old men in particularly disadvantageous occasions that frequently yell, ‘Good News everyone..’

Hubert Farnsworth: ‘ I’m sciencing as fast as I can’
‘My ass is on fire, and I’m handling volatile chemicals, probably should be sciencing a little better’

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Science

(hip hop) knowledge or street smarts

that nigga was tight, he dropped science on the mic

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Science

A euphemism for "porn" on Imgur

e.g. She does 'science'

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Science

Systematic analysis of nature, tends to produce hubris in humans.

After the 17th Century science made men think they were the greatest things in the universe

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SCIENCE

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For Science

Much like for reasons, “for science” is used to gather information on a person/thing where direct reasoning is not needed but heavily implied. Often used to find the name of a girl with big breasts/cheeks.

OR...

Can also be used to figure out something stupid, probably involving explosions or broken bones.

Scenario #1 - “What’s her name? I need it for, uh...for science.

Scenario #2 - “Let’s mix petroleum and a box of lit matches, FOR SCIENCE!”

Scenario #2.1 - Person A - “Hey go jump the rail into that lion enclosure!”
Person B - “And why the fuck would I do that?”
Person A - “Uh...for, err...science?”
Person B - “Ok, sounds good to me!”

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