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A band that, regardless of what any emo fag poser says, IS HARDER THEN ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH.
So the equation goes something like this
Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.
Kevin:Chelsea Grin is WAYYYYY harder then slayer
Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.
Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.
Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.
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THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
(Next Day)
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
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A cheerleader with martial arts expertise. Based on the character Buffy Summers from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" and Juliet Starling from "Lollipop Chainsaw", who are cheerleaders who use martial arts as part of their slayer work.
Student A: Jenna is a cheerleader with a 5th degree black belt in Judo.
Student B: She's what you call a slayer!
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The definition of metal. If you do not like this band then you only like lame fake poser metal. When you listen to a slayer album you should be able to bang your head just about non stop start to finish with only minor changes in tempo.
Slayer fans are the most devoted thrash fans on Earth. Slayer fans are nuts. They carve 'Slayer' into their own backs to pledge allegiance. Slayer have not sold out and still hold true to their high-intensity thrash roots. If an alien came to Earth and said 'GIVE ME METAL', I would give them the album Reign In Blood, or Show No Mercy. No other band would suffice.
'A Slayer concert was held at (local stadium/concert hall). There were no survivors. The venue has been reduced to a smoldering crater. LONG LIVE SLAYER! FUCK YES! \m/'
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slayer - someone who causes the death of a person or animal
killer
He is a Slayer
He is a killer
The correct way to say Sayer when refering tot he band SLAYER!!! as I am now doing
douchebag : Hey Guys lets go listin to Avanged Sevenfold
Me :SLAYER!!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHH ( rips off their heads & eats them while listining to Angel of Death
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