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While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.
I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....
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The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.
Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.
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When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.
Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."
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when two people have anal sex while one is constipated
guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night
guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck
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After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.
I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!
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When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face
Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you
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You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.
I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me
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