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Modern day internet, originally invented by Al Gore.
The original Sodom & Gomorrah were destroyed a long, long time ago by fire & brimstone.
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The act of smearing ones dirty butthole on someone
Girl passed out so I gave her the Mark of Sodom on her forehead
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The top branch of a Christmas Tree where you put your angel.
Mom: Little Johnny, it is your year to put the angel on the angel sodomizing stick.
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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell!
Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!
Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!
Michael: Wrong answer bitch!
Jake: No I'm a virgin!
Michael: Spread em'!
Shotgun: (BOOM!)
Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!
Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!
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A South-American man who walks around having anal sex with every person he sees.
Did you see The South American Sodomizer in the newspaper?
Yeah! I sure wouldn't want him to sodomize me!
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Gay anal rape it with intense sodomizing force tearing it's asshole tissue and causing profuse anal bleeding.Then reach around and jack it off until it splooges in it's own face!
TAKE THAT!,faggy political correctness...
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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell!
Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!
Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!
Michael: Wrong answer bitch!
Jake: No I'm a virgin!
Michael: Spread em'!
Shotgun: (BOOM!)
Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!
Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!
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