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He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.
Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*
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According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.
He gave her a Splat Job!
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A vagina thats had far too many semen injections, very well known throughout the chav community.
Fuck me do you want a sponge for that dear, your splat box is overflowing.
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Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."
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Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.
I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.
The shits, When your asshole blows up, Wiskey shits, The runs, Can't stop poopin, The splats.
Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!
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A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.
"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."
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