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A stolen base is when after reaching first base, you may try to engage your partner to get the next base in a stealthy way.
Tony and Amy kissed. Then he grabbed her by the boobs while they kissed without her noticing. He is credited with a stolen base.
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A metric unit of measurement used by urban blacks to measure volume.
Damn, nigga, I bet that car trunk can hold 1.8 deka-stolen vcrs of crack!
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most of the time its a BMX bike with the crappiest spray paint job, usually one color (flat black or bright white). Not to be a racist but they are usually if not always ridden by a teenage black or latino kid
Guy 1: Man! I just got my bike jacked!
Guy 2: Thats funny, cuz i just saw sum black kid riding your bike with a shitty black paint job!
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The one thing you cant replace.
John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"
The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.
Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"
Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."
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a person who uses someone else's stories they know or a story they have heard about the military as their own and claims the story to be legitimatized due to their connection with said individual. The person does not dress or impersonate by using uniforms but claims veteran privilege by their association.
vets can also be part of soft stolen valor if they embellish their own accomplishments.
Soft stolen valor is claimed by my neighbor because his brother served in Iraq.
soft stolen valor was claimed by a military individual who served but never was deployed into action
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There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!