Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

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Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.

Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?

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Jam Tapper

A nickname given to James Tappenden

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =

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table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

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Foot tapper

To describe closeted Republican homosexuals who like to cruise public toilets, i.e., airports, parks, malls, etc... for fwangs. In dire need to suck a fwang in public cruising places.

Person 1: Hey girl! Did you hear about that foot tapper senator? I heard he was caught doing it in the can!

Person 2: I heard he denied the allegations. That damn bigot!

Person 1: Yeah, I know girl!

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Ball Tapper

When taking a shit the log is so long that it taps your balls while it falls into the bowl.

Man I just took a dump and that shit was a ball tapper!

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Terrain Tapper

A word used to describe a foot with extreme ambition.

Yo, bro lemme see your terrain tappers