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One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.
"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."
Bermuda shorts. Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals, camera hanging around neck. Hat
Wow he's a tacky tourist
An emotional tourist is someone who moves from relationship to relationship, or friend to friend, feeding off the emotional attachment the other person has for them. They use this to validate their existence, and often damage other people who actually care about them.
"Dude Ava is such an emotional tourist"
"I know right, she just "lost interest in you" and now she's dating her best friend"
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A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
A place that stupid idiots and the media portray to be a great place to visit or live, but in reality is a crime infested rundown shithole and the people there are rude and the food sucks.
Also known as Paris France.
When I went to paris, it was the most horrible place I have ever been to. The whole city was a shithole, my wallet with my id, passport, and all of my money was stolen by some little kids, all the people there were snooty little dickheads that reeked of piss and B-O, the women there are ugly as hell and don't shave their armpits, and they eat fucking snails over there. FUCKING SNAILS!!!
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.
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A popular singer or entertainer, who affects a manner, lifestyle, or the speech of someone from a deprived or oppressed background, in an attempt to be considered more "street." When in fact they had a middle class or privileged upbringing.
Both Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen are ghetto tourists.
Amy thinks she's Billie Holiday reincarnated, but she was born in a North London suburb, went to an independent school and the Sylvia Young stage school, any "tragedy" she's endured she's manufactured for herself.
Lily Allen tries to give the impression when she sings that she's really a Cockney.
She was born in Hammersmith and raised in Islington, a pleasant London suburb. Her father is an actor, her mother a film producer. She attended a number of private schools in the better parts of London, including one Prince Charles attended.
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A person who works on one floor in an office building, but uses the bathroom facilities on another floor. Possibly for better facilities, or possibly to avoid close co-workers while subjecting unfamiliar employees to the stench of their biological functions.
Even though he works on the 4th floor and there are facilities there, Jerujohn is a 14th floor bathroom tourist, making 14th floor employees wonder who this guy is, and why he's using their toilets when there are perfectly good ones on the 4th floor.