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Group of old women, usually asian, that operate at daytime and use umbrellas for shade. The gang can be seen walking in pairs or groups going to church. They hold meetings in church, schools and local community parks. Take caution when seeing them due to their aggressive nature. Some members have guns and swords hidden in the umbrella handle. The ring leader is the highest rank and usually the oldest. The ranks go by how long their umbrella shaft is. They can be seen usually on days that rain or is hot.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you hear about the murder?
Guy 2: Ya, the suspects were seen carrying umbrellas.
Guy 1: I bet it was Umbrella Gang!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen my grandma?
Guy 2: I think shes been recruited to the umbrella gang.
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When an Umbrella is used as a double sided dildo between two men and the umbrella is opened inside one of the men’s anus.
My friend and I did a Metal Umbrella last night.
1) A smart thing to do.
2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".
Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.
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gerard arthur way, of my chemical romances, comic book.
Written by: gerard way
Drawn by: gabriel ba
possibly the best comic book to ever roam the earth.
"did you check out that new comic book, the umbrella academy?"
"i want to read the umbrella academy"
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The process by which an alcoholic concoction of various sorts is mixed in an upside down umbrella. Similar to "jungle juice". Serve chilled.
Go to the store and pick up tequila and limes - we're umbrella drinking tonight!
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Teh guy who protects Michael Jackson's sensitive skin from sunlight by holding an umbrella over him immediately upon exiting a building.
I have the best job in the world, keeping Michael safe from harmful UV rays!!!
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