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Usher

a guy who is totally 100% NOT a lolicon. he is not a lolicon whatsoever. whatever you do, do not assume he is a lolicon because he most definitely is NOT. he is also NOT a child predator. usher is a very nice guy who talks to you a lot over text, but does not speak to you in person smh.

wow! your friend is totally an usher!

by thisisnotusher April 8, 2022


Usher

Usher is a kind,funny, and goofy. Have a lot of cousins because his generation can’t do 2 years without bussin a nut , and that’s why usher have a big fat cock.and love girl with big Titties

Usher love bitches with big titties

by Vlone.usher November 22, 2021


Usher

When used as a verb it means to lead someone in a polite, pleasant way into a place.

The bank are incompetent. They can't do their jobs. They usher me into this room where I shout at them.

by deadlygamesman March 15, 2019


Ushers

Assistants in the porn industry, helping to feed large penises into unaccommodating spaces.

Jennifer squirmed as the ushers helped Ron get into place

by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018


church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023


The Usher

The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.

"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"

by Magma Man April 28, 2022


Ellectra Usher

To wake up looking amazing every single morning.

I feel like Ellectra Usher this morning.

by GG4live January 6, 2014