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Dani's wears this vest of mest. Dani's are the only wearers of mest vests. Mest vests are both fantasmic and magical.
See also: mufasu and rafar
Dani's mest vest is yellow with black polka dots and it eats pears.
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You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.
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a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.
sheldon loves sweater vests and dick
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A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.
“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
“Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
For when you are two weeks past your last vaccine dose
After I'm vaccine vested, I'm going eat the shit out of some totchos at a bar.
Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
Adj: Receiving stock rewards as you spend on your everyday purchases.
All of my McDonald's shares in my portfolio came from spend-vesting through TAB Flow