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not a good thing
if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)
"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"
"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"
"Great idea!"
Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.
... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head
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Flashing your vehicle lights to warn other drivers of upcoming police speed traps.
A nice gesture so that other drivers don't have to pay speeding fines.
A reminder for people to slow down while driving.
Note: If ya get the signal just smile and wave back :)
Good thing that guy gave me the flash warning otherwise I would have been out $150.
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A phrase posted at the beginning of various posts, articles, or blogs. Its purpose is to warn weak minded people who are easily offended that they might find what is being posted offensive in some way due to its content, causing them to overreact or otherwise start acting like a dipshit. Popular on reddit SRS or other places that social justice warriors like to hang out.
Trigger warnings are unnecessary 100% of the time due to the fact that people who are easily offended have no business randomly browsing the internet anyways. As a result of the phrases irrelevance, most opinions that start out with this phrase tend to be simplistic and dull since they were made by people ridiculous enough to think that the internet is supposed to cater to people who can't take a joke.
Trigger warning: If you think this phrase needs to be posted before politically incorrect opinions, you don't belong on the internets.
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acts similarly to a trigger warning, but for content that is not as graphic or that is mentioned only in passing.
That article needs a content warning at the beginning for a brief discussion of violence.
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The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.
He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.
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Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.
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