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When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.
"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."
Ejaculating in a woman with her ass and the air and sliding the cum down between her cheeks with your dick.
I gave her a Montreal waterslide while she was leaning over the chair.
When a chick with a dick cumz on the back of another chick with a dick and then throws a had full of glitter on their back.
Your lucky I'm crafty I'm about to glitter waterslide your ass.
When you have sexual intercorse with a minor and she squirts all over your treasure trail right down to your ass hole
my daughter gave me the cambodian waterslide
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While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.
My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
Three people fisting a girl at the same time. She is also blowing a dude with honey and laxatives on his dick.
Me, Daryll, Randy, and Bobby were giving your mom the alabama waterslide yesterday.
When you go down an steep waterslide and the water is forced up your butthole and gives you an unwanted enema.
When at the waterpark I like to watch the women at the end of the steep slide, they pull their bathing suit bottom from the crack of their ass and then you see water run out of their ass. “Did you see her waterslide enema flow out of her?”