Rural Dictionary

X

Not to be confused with your ex, the letter X is the 24th character in the alphabet, and third last in the alphabet. Just like your third last relationship because you needed a little time to "think" about yourself.

My X just dumped me.
You mean your ex?
No, I can only legally refrain to the now 25 letters of the alphabet.

by unpassionate November 7, 2021

X==

The opposite of C++, the incredibly versatile programming language. X== is the single worst programming language, and requires lots of Alt codes to be entered on a near constant basis. (Most often Alt+0181 and Alt+21 in an annoyingly repeated fashion.)

X== was developed in the early 2000's by a currently unidentified programmer that wanted to annoy his friends, all of which were coincedentally allergic to beets.

Most X== programmers kill themselves after a short period of time, but have difficulty because of the near-immobility of their hands/wrists brought about by abnormally advanced stages of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Programmer: "I am going to write my new program in X==!"

*a few months pass*

Programmer: "What was I thinking?"

*Programmer kills himself*

by Alvar Hanso April 22, 2009

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x

Used to show doubt, or not believing something.

*On the internet* "a dog sucked my dick and spit my cum into a duck's mouth."
*random person:* "press x to doubt"
*literally everyone* "x"

by SirVatican January 5, 2019

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X-on

Slang for someone who shoots an exceptionally large volume of ejaculate, typically after intercourse, and especially when a huge mess on the sheets and bedding results. Is a reference to the much-publicized oil spill from the 1980s.

Girlfriend1: Yo, look at those sheets! X-on must have been here!

Girlfriend 2: Ya, I'll be cleaning up for days.

by Shogun Xll March 20, 2007

12👍 4👎