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To not be funny
To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor
Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.
Rachel: what did one box say to another?
Go die.
Tyler: cantaloupe.
A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator
Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*
When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.
Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.
(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.
That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!
Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.
Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure