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The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.

"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee

by Commander Chimp February 3, 2021


Southern Chimpanzee

Ranges from Southern Appalachia to the Mississippi Delta. Noted for not foraging below the knees, and preferring jerries, jips, jiggen, jiggen pho, bijan robinson rice, verma jelly, dobo jigo.

Oh wow, look at the Southern Chimpanzee in its natural habitat. The couch.

by Jimp Jimp December 19, 2023


Southern Chimpanzee

Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.

Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee

by Jimp Jimp April 9, 2024


I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019