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what mr. kohlwes wanted me to present but i didn't present it so now he's so fucking pissed
see above
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you can not shoot back im on a 15 killstreak so ez loolol 111
this ideal-tick shitter needs to fuck off before i kms
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He should be trustworthy. The wife must be able to confide in him and also know that he loves her only and not somebody else. Men are very good at dating but when comes to being a good husband, they more then often fail. Men who have sexual experience with many women in the past are less likely to be faithful to their wives. It is similar to people leaving alcohal where high percentage of people fail. The romance present while dating slowly fades and it is limited to more or less only while copulation.
Loyalty is very essential. A wife can never share her man with another woman, and expects her husband to be loyal to her. Often, the husband strays and this causes much tension and friction in the family. A wife may choose to forgive, and in case the affair with the other woman is rather serious, then she may ask for a divorce. Naturally, for a happy family life, both the partners have to be loyal to each other
Sincerity is also very essential. A woman likes it when her husband showers love on her and makes her feel that she is the only woman in his life. He must reciprocate his feelings towards her
Wow girl, you got yo-self a perfect ideal husband.
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A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.
Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"
Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"
In essence, an ideal compromise. Though retaining idealism, it is put into a democratic context, where opposing views have opposing ideals.
Person A: I want to go shopping first.
Person B: I want to eat first.
Person A: Let's go to David Jones. I can shop, and you can sit in the food hall, and help me choose what to buy while you eat.
Person B: post-Idealism!
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The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.
Limitations :
1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)
When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B
S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)
* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
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When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
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