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Anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) Don't listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it's "hip and cool".
Adult: "lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz"
Kid: "I thought that you got SMARTER when you got older."
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Krazy Individuals Destroying Society
Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS
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4th studio album by Radiohead. Arguably one of the greatest albums to come out of the first decade of the 21st century. It should be noted that to get the best experience out of the album, one should listen to it at a state of pure euphoria. In other words, it is recommended that one listens to it after smoking much pot.
Jon: "Dude, I am looking through your library and I have noticed we have not listened to, 'Kid A.'"
Paul: "No man, save it. We need to be at the highest of the highs before we can truly enjoy it."
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A way to refer to yourself in the third person. Likely originated from G-Unit members 50 Cent and Lloyd Banks.
Bag lady: "Paper or plastic?"
Wanksta: "AAAAWWWW PLEEZ BITCH!!! You know what the kid be all about. DA PAPER, HO!!! Now wrap dem groceries up good, baby, you know how I roll."
Bag lady: "Here you go, sir."
Wanksta: "And while yo' at it, throw in this here 50-pack of jimmy hats, cuz you know the kid be hittin' it ALL NIGHT, BABY!!! YEAH, BEEE-OTCH!"
Bag lady: "Thank you for shopping at Safeway. Have a nice day."
Wanksta: "PEACE!!! The kid be OUT!"
(leaves)
Bag lady: "What was up with that dumb white kid?"
Manager: "Don't know, probably just another Widney High student."
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kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.
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man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.
man 2: AIDS
man 1: no, kids.
man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
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