Slut Magician

(noun)- a person (often female) who "gets around". Or in other words, likes to have sex with many many persons (often males). Its a greater form of a slut.

slut magician > slut

Matt-"i dont know dude, i would probably have sex with her"

Daniel-"dude i would not...shes a slut magician"

Matt-"yeah your right Daniel...Gotta stay away from those Slut Magicians, they'll kill ya."

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magicians hat

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.

Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.

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Magicians Sleeve

when a vagina is used so much that it sags and stretches beyond use.

My wife's vagin hangs like magicians sleeve. Very Nice!!:)

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Bread Magician

A magical man who kills dragons and quests for wheat.

Man 1: Got any bread?
Man 2: No sorry, let's go ask the bread magician!

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

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Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.

Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.

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Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

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