raked

Getting super fucked up; getting drunk; bitchin' drunk; messed the fuck up; sexdrunk !

"Let's get fucking raked tonight!"

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Raked

To be sodomized by a rake normally, but not always, willingly.

"Man, Julie Raked me so hard last night."
"Did you...did you want it?"
"Of course man! You know rake should always be consensual!"

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the rake

what women are in the poker game of life.

Shaneefa: "Yo Cube I need to get my hair done and my nails done...can I have $900?"
Cube: "Bitch you are such a fucking rake. Suck my dick."

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Rake

A term primarily used by those of the Asian race. Usually used to prove one's gayness. Usually exclaimed in a high pitched voice annoying to all. Meaning to be of exceedingly awesomeness to the user of the aforementioned word.

"Dude, that shirt fabric is rake."
"RRRRAAAAAKKKKKEEEE."

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Rake

The weapon of choice to kill people with. Best shoved into a person, also covered in rust, meningitis, and sharpened to a point. Used when a gun isnt painful enough.

RUSTY, SHARP POINTY MENINGITIS COVERED RAKE!

Rachel: "Hey Katy, I'm sorry to say, but I just saw Austin over there, are you gonna talk to him?"
Katy: "No, just find me a rake."

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Rakes

A baseball player that hits extremely well.

Guy 1: Did you see Josh Hamilton the other day? He went 5-5 with four homers!
Guy 2: Yea man, he rakes.

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Rake

The term for when a car appears to be higher in back than in front, or where the gap between the wheel and fender is larger in the rear than it is in the front. Many racecars demonstrate this stance.

The opposite is known as "Hagger"

Those tokico springs give you so much rake, it's like a racecar!

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