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A modernization on old traditions in which one taps the head fixes the tie and dusts the shoulders. It mixes old ways with the new in which younger generations can honor the past in a new innovative way.
"Donna look away were about to do the Swaggy Salute"
A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
An alcohol-induced belch accompanied by a small amount of one's own vomit that is contained in the mouth and then swallowed.
I better lay off all this Zima. I feel another Ducky Salute coming on.
To suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome
"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage in the bathroom last night?"
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Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.
EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
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The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.
Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.
A male arousal to the point where it hurts. Erection of the penis.
She was so hot he ended up saluting the troops.