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Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.
"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"
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A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.
A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".
Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
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When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.
"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"
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someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.
guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.
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A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?
Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
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Pizza, subs, buffalo wings and served with cola or beer.
I would like a Friday Night sampler and a 2 liter of coke!
When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy
After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum