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where a monkey slices his shit into pineapples and shoves it into a Muslim's anus and violently rams his arm, with said pineapples, in a repeating motion until flowers grow in the Sahara Desert.
Joel: "Faggot, I'll kill you."
Chris: "Hey, slut, watch that mouth or I'll give you a pineapple slicer."
Joel: "But I'm not a Muslim."
Chris: "You will be.'
Joel: "What is this...I don't even..."
Chris: "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY..."
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The act of sticking your erect penis into a windmill.
I got got so wasted at Jack’s that I ended up sticking my penis in the windmill downtown and gave myself a Little Chute Slicer.
Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
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When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.
Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.
A meme used about slicer from Boss Fighting Stages as a reference for when someone says "Slicer" or just to be funny.
Note: the full meme is on the bottom
A guy: *Posts Slicer in general Discord Channel*
Another guy: Stop posting about slicer I'm tired of seeing it, All my friends on tik tok send me SLICER. On discord it's SLICER, I'm a student in the Boss fighting stages and all the channels there are just SLICER, and then when I'm tryna post my girlfriend my super cool night art she says when the SLICER is slicing.
The act of of making a grilled cheese.
I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.
A norwegian tool for slicing cheese.
Hey mom wheres the cheese slicer i want to have a cheese sandwich