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A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.
Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!
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A canabis user. One who uses the herb to make life a tad less oppressive
Nothing rattles him, his a stoner.
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a person who doesnt smoke weed everyday to "look cool" or "be happy" or "forget the pain",
but so they can be part of the family, and the culture that comes
with the Stoner lifestyle.
A stoner maintains a well paying LEGAL job, passes classes, and graduates on time all while being ripped out of their minds!
a stoner gets respect for their creative accomplishments.
A stoner Celebrates marijuana.
A stoner saves all the roaches and rolls them into killer joints because it turns into a smokeable memory <3
a stoner is content just calling the dealer and grabbing
the stash.
a stoner is ALWAYS honoured to roll the joint.
A stoner knows to be at the Art Gallery in
Vancouver British Columbia, every April 20 at exactly
830 am.
a stoner is always looking for new ways and new places to smoke weed.
a stoner is a collector of pipes,
bongs and other weird shiny contraptions
that can break easily.
a stoner is an intellect, and a curious being.
a stoner never asks what, but why or how.
But MOST IMPORTANTLY
a TRUE STONER can NOT stand by while people knock our intelligence and our health. Because Stoners are incredible,
and Stoners are the best.
Girl 1: How can you get high before you go to work Kr0nikkka?
Me: Because i'm a Stoner, Girl 1, and thats what Stoners do!
<3 smoke weed everday <3
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An articulate, intelligent individual who thrives to achieve a certain perspective in life by par-taking in the smoking of cannabis. Do not confuse with "Pothead." For a stoner to be called one is a downright insult. Stoners will often smoke before conducting most activities.
Liz: What grade did you get?
John: Hahah. I actually got a B+
Liz: WTF, a B+?? But your a pothead!
John: Hey, just because I smoke bud doesn't mean I'm a pothead. Get it straight bitch, I'm a stoner!
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A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.
"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"
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painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra
that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner
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A question before giving my personal opinion..
# 60, what is your purpose in life... And who are you to judge others? You have no right.
Stoner - A person who really enjoys gettng high. To the extent that they( you and I )spends most of their income on the green. > Any one that claims that it is a waste of money is just jealous, I admit i spend most of my $ on weed, and paraphanilia ( is that right ? ). What do you asshole spend your money on? Brand new cars? Houses that are too big? Expensive clothes? Your Hobby, whatever it may be... Smoking is OUR hobby! those who look down upon US are just ignorant assholes who havent looked in the mirror lately and Dont Know who they are. You choose to do what u want, we choose to do what we want. Whens the last time u were being harrased by a stoner for spending Your money on some rediculouse material possestion. Never i bet. < And to continue on defining a "stoner"... A stoner is a relatively nice person, but just like any one else they do have their snapping point, yet rarely it occurs within the stoner population. A stoner just likes to enjoy everything, And have a good time. ... I could go on and on about how so many assholes contradict themsleves when putting down stoners, but i choose not to. Oh yeah, another point to back up the money issue with mary jane... Lets assume a non smoking person go to the store or any other place an purchases an item(s) with the value of 100$, initially intending it to be for perosnal use, would he (the person) be willing to split that item(s) with a stranger that kindly askes if he can use it, wahtever it may be. Most likey not. A stoner that just bought a bag of weed, initially intending it to be for personal use, that just got asked by a starnger to spark him/her up, would do so, out of the kindness of heart. No matter how valuable to bud was I'd smoke it with any stoner. Stoner, Not being just anyone that smokes. A stoner has a kind character, and would do the same for you. Ok yes i know this is mainly just about the money people spend on weed... uhmm... what else... ok i dont know... Just dont mistake a Stoner for a Person who just smokes: two differant species. If u dont know what a stoner is, and are still trying to find out, just wait.. you'll know when u make contact with one... Nicest people in the world... Thats all...
If you took your time to read every one of these 61 definitions of the word stoner, Your probably a stoner.
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