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An obnoxious system of measurement that, contrary to popular belief, Americans know, but don't see the need to waste billions, or time, on implementing. The metric system uses decimals and units of ten because fractions are just so much more convenient than whole numbers.
Canadian: Americans are too stupid to use the metric system.
American: Did you write that on the internet?
Canadian: Of course, stupid American.
American: Why didn't you use that global system of interconnected computer networks that Canadians invented?
Canadian: Eh?
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A system that claims to "educate" its victims, while in actuality hinders critical thought, creativity, or joy in the victim's everyday life by issuing homework to extend the torture. Also, to dumb down the generation within the walls of the institution to continue the vicious cycle of ignorance among the masses.
Teacher: Ok, now we shall learn how to do a 5 paragraph essay...
Student: But, isn't writing meant to represent free-flowing expression from people, and should not be subject to a trivial organization that only hinders this process? Oh wait, this is the what the educational system demands, is it?
Teacher: go to the office, now.
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Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.
D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely
The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
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In Minecraft A randomly placed rather small Applied energistics system that contains random junk and or tools that at some point may be helpful.
"Soaryn what is this thing in the middle of our base?" "A Soaryn System :D"
Is a journalist or a representative of a media outlet that pushes a political, corporate, or state narrative that has no real foundation in fact, but to push a corporate or politcal agenda.
Did you hear that news story the other day? Yes, the System Pig(s) are hard at work spreading corporate propaganda.
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They methodology and ideology of the George W. Bush presidency. Calling torture enhanced interrogation tactics. Calling a bill that enables further destruction of the environment the clean air act. Picking apart the facts or straight up ignoring them just to get what you want. Calling things the exact opposite of what they are in an attempt to trick stupid people into thinking they are good.
Hey global warming is destroying the earth, the patriot act just took away all of my civil liberties, and the nation is entering another great depression. All well we can all thank the bush system for that.
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Small electronic business invested in offering assistants to help customers. Investors are bullish on their ipo set to release some time in the 90s
Cyberdyne systems model 101 is a favorite among users