No Won't Let You

Blatantly not letting somebody do something or performing some sort of action by blurting out "NO WON'T LET YOU!". They may not even do the action, even requesting it be done is grounds for a NWLY.

Dexter: Will you fill my car with special?
Troll: NO.
Dexter: But WHY?
Troll: NO WON'T LET YOU!

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you won't

a prefix to any request of an individual which may affect his gangster if not carried out.

"You won't go to 7-11 and buy a dutch."
"You won't ask that motorist if they have any Grey Poupon."
"You won't drive to Philly at 5am for a cheesesteak."

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fudge won't budge

A synonym for constipation.

I'm afraid I can't come in to work today, my fudge won't budge.

Whatcha won't do

(1) A taunting phrase describing something that someone has already done but shouldn’t have done.

(2) A taunting phrase said to someone to encourage them to do something that hasn’t been done.

Origin: 93.9 WKYS

(1) Whatcha won't do is come to work every day smellin like weed, get drug tested and say it's cus I'm black.

(2) Whatcha won't do is start an arm wrestling tournament at your boys engagement party.

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You Won't Do It!!

When someone claims to do something you must yell anoyingly "YOU WON'T DO IT!", then if they do it you gotta be like "OH SHIT THEY DONE DID IT!" Oh yeah and sound retarded

Brian "I'm gonna mushroom print you"

Ethan "You won't do it!!"

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They won't let me live ...

There is an old saying in tough prisons and military training, they won't let me live ... and they won't let me die! It is based in self pity.

Geez, Rangers school, they won't let me live ... and they won't let me die!

sunlight won't sweeten trash

Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash

You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!