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After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.
Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."
Zoomi is Big Fan of Zoo NTR🐖 & Cunny Fox🦊
He Always Say "Untadhi Unatdhi Breakeven Endhuku Undadhu"
Zoomi 😳
For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time
Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.
When a man bust quick
Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.
When a dog starts playing and running out of nowhere, and it can't be controlled
Firulais is chasing his tail, that zoomie is freaking me out!
A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting
My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.