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The Cunt Lair is the skeeviest place to bring a girl. It is located above Jeff's room. No fat chicks allowed. You can rip fat hits from Mini Hulk is necessary. Commander has priority. He is at the top of the hierarchy. Mastiffs are welcome.
I was chillin in the Cunt Lair and I dropped a blunt through the hoop to Alex, who was on the bed.
We all brought our hoes back to the Cunt Lair for an insane orgy.
We ripped mini hulk in the CL( aka Cunt lair).
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A place for women to escape from their household responsibilities. A "me" room just for women. Diva den mom cave
She needed a break from mom life so she went to her lady lair to relax.
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He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
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He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
Mister Lairs is watching you!
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A dark,scary,hairy cave.
Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.
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