I ginger cunt wannabe road man that thinks he’s cool cos he smoked weed 1 time. He likes to show off his stone island jacket that his mummy and daddy bought him because his report was a bit less shit than usual.
Person 1: ‘Oh look over there that’s Theo’
Person 2: ‘Yh he’s a right cunt’
Person 3: ‘Oh Yh a wannabe roady as well’
4👍 2👎
Has a dick so big two girls can get rammed by it, can last longer than anybody else. Theo is so hot that everyone lines up to get fucked by his enormous dick and is smarter than Albert Einstein.
Bitch:OMG that’s Theo he’s soooooo hot I hear he had two girls on his dick yesterday
12👍 10👎
That gayest lonely depressed patato. Also he fucking emo as shiiiiiiiiiit. His favorite phrase is probably "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Girl 1-"Who's that emo bish over there?"
Girl 2-"Oh... That's Theo, or gay boi"
Girl 1-"I know hiiiiiiiiiiiim! Nvm my question from before."
11👍 11👎
That small kid that thinks he’s big but is just a little shit
Theo: what u want bro
Others: (under their breath) tiny little shit
17👍 17👎
A highly aggressive natured boy. Extremely cocky and under the impression he’s good at basketball. Adopted by a brown family and struggles to maintain employment. Major trust issues.
*random woman*
Theo: “do you trust me ?🔪”
9👍 8👎