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Born and raised in IKEA, worships Zlatan, believes French is a primitive language.
A believer of the all mighty Zlatan.
Look at that guy fapping to Zlatan, definitely a Nils.
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A loving, kind girl until you do something that angers her. If you do, bye bye. :)
John: Oh no Nil is mad at me.
Eric: You better run!
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Nils is a very special person, with whom you can only fall in love with, once you get to know him.
Although he is very friendly towards everyone, he will show you his big heart and tender side mostly if he really cares about you. Generally he is a very open, empathetic and optimistic person who you can be yourself around and feel comfortable. Not only his beautiful brown eyes and his very athletic body make him so attractive to women, but also his sense of humor, which sometimes is very dark and overall just perfect. Nils is also a very smart and hardworking guy who is extraordinary at his job, but will not brag about how much money he makes. If you spend some time with him, you will notice that he has a kind of golden retriever energy to him, and that he is a very loyal and loving man, who will always try to be there for his loved ones. You’ve already won, if you can count Nils to be (one of) your best friend(s), because he will always cheer you up with his incredibly cute smile that makes you forget about all the bad things in this world. And if you ever need a hug, with Nils by your side you will not be disappointed, because he gives the best cuddles in the universe. When you’ve come to the pleasure of becoming Nils’ girlfriend, he will not only be your best friend but will probably give you the best sex you’ve ever gotten in your whole life as well. His kisses and his cuteness will make your life worth living and you’re gonna wish, he had entered your life even sooner.
I've got a new crush, he's just perfect!
Oh, so it must be a Nils, right?
Yes, his name is Nils
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A tall, handsome, eccentric Frenchman who prefers American girls named Christina. Quite a catch, if you can land him, that is.
Only a true, bonafide Nils would say he wants cheektime, lots of windows, and carbonara.
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You will be the most lucky person if you can have whatever kind of relation with him. He’s funny, caring, gorgeous, with beautiful moves and great body (especially the ass, it’s so great). He’s handsome and smart.
He won’t never tell you he’s bad unless you are so closer, as maybe his best friend. At the same time, he’s happy person and has a solution for everything. Therefore, it’s one of the best human beings that you will know, if not the most.
When you spend some time with him, you are creating epic and hilarious memories. Sexually talking, it’s so active and energetic.
Nil is my best friend.
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Le mec qui vommit a une fete, souvent en disant quelque chose du type: Je suis une legende!!
Je suis une legende *Nil vommit
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