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When a person goes to a strip club an gets a lap dance. Not just any lap dance but from an Indian stripper with a pussy bush asshole.
"Man, Chance got a Mahogany Toboggan this weekend."
"I would never want one of those."
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the act of farting into a woman's vagina
I gave Sarah an awesome mahogany plunger last night!
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ma·hog·a·ny bow·ler
1.noun. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire between two men.
See: Pickle Smoker, dirt track rider or Poop miner
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A formerly talented funk band lost in the devastatingly boring world of space-jazz prog wasteoid bullshit.
Me: Did you hear that Mahogany Frog kicked Sasha Grey out of the band for being too funky?
Some asshole: I heard they replaced her with a blind man.
Me: Well I'd rather fuck her then a god damned blind man.
Some other asshole: I heard Jesus quit the band when she got kicked.
Me: I'll never buy another Mahogany Frog record. Unless Megan Fox becomes a member..mmm...
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The art of doing cocaine on a mahogany bar.
Wow, those dudes are buggin from doing so much coke.
Yeah, they're called the Mahogany Ski Team.
Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.
Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?
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