The greatest town on planet earth
"have you been to thomson, georgia, its the greatest town on earth"
"who the fuck is thomson"
an ugly cunt who thinks he’s bad because he walks out his house at 2am instead of sleeping. abit weird but it’s fine, also he has a shitty phone with saggy emojis and people are fully aware that he has no friends they just step up for him x
0161 manny on the map, connor thomson is a nonce btw as his ex is 8
Hayden loves to wear baby clothes
Hayden thomson loves to wear baby clothes
Hayden thomson loves baby clothes
Hayden thomson loves baby clothes
Hayden loves to eat pancakes and likes to wear baby clothes
Hayden thomson likes pancakes and baby clothes
A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance
Me: Look is that guy pole dancing
Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease
An Oscar Thomson is a type of peculiar bloke, he rates himself very highly. Which is why when you talk down to him he becomes quite fragile. He loves a good bum pat, but may get a bit carried away in the booty slapping sorta stuff.
Ahh shit this guy's a bit of an Oscar Thomson, looks like a bit of a poof.
"walking through a mall", Hey bill, What's up Janette, Looking fine Phill, Fuck off Oscar Thomson...