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a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
The act which a male may partake of violently thrusting his pelvis back and forth as a means of travel. This is usually done towards a person you are travelling towards in order to make it really awkward for the other person.
"Omg that guy is Pelvis thrusting towards me again"
A future alternative to Horsepower.
How many Llama Thrust in that 2020 Prius?
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The sexual position where the woman lays on her back and raises her legs above her head. During sexual intercourse she may rest her legs on the mans shoulders. This position is also common for the shcoker.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Jenna Jameson
"AAAAAAAHhhhhh" - Jaime Anderson
"Give me more Big Johnson..oo OO OOOOOOOOOOO" - Pamela
"Ooo more, give me more Billy" - Monica Lewinski
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The act of urinating in the vagina and constantly thrusting the penis in and out the vagina making it a flooded like storm drain.
" dude i was so wasted last night i gave Emily the flood thrust when we went back to my room at the party"
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The Flying thrust is one of the most difficult sexual maneuvers of all time. Its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.
The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.
Warning!
To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.
Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life
That is the Flying Thrust!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D
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Bacon Thrusting - Cooking Bacon During Sex
Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..
Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day