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a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.
Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.
Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.
Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.
Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz
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the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"
There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.
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While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
Dude I gave your sister a Tiger Woods last night, and you might want to buy a new putter.
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Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime
Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank
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A mixture of 50% tea and 50% kool-aid. Similar to an Arnold Palmer.
I had some fried chicken and a Tiger Woods at Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles.
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A man who cheats on his wife for other woman in bars, and on the street.
Man, that Tiger Woods likes woman,
I know, he is a Tiger Woods.
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captain morgan lime and diet morgan lime
Matt and Lindy Drinking that Tiger Woods-- DELISH!!!
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