Time

was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.

Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.

Time

Something that kills you during Quarantine and lasts Forever.

Bill (on a video meeting) : Hey Jeff, how has your quarantine been?
Jeff (on a video meeting) : Sucks, time is slow as shit.

Time

1. (NOUN) Something you're obviously wasting by being on here in the first place ;)

Yo I'm going to spend my time wisely

Sure you are =/

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Time

At what point does linear time stop?

"At the point where linear time stops; eality becomes nothing more than a recording of all the things that will ever happen." ~ The greatest mind that had ever lived

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Time

Do I have a better use of it? Well, I could be using my fair share of all of the projects I've worked on without my consent to pay my fucking electric bill and I COULD be doing something other than sitting in the dark, waiting for the 3 year old bottle of Wild Turkey to kick in. BUT I don't deserve credit for any of that so I guess I'll just sit here because that is literally my only option for at least 30-45 days.

Hym "And just so you know, I'll be doing this every night. I mean, I'm going to run out of Wild Turkey by the end of the night but after that it'll just be sitting in the dark for half of my waking day and waiting for the phone to ring so I can work a minimum wage job within walking distance where people show up to revel in the fact the they won't let me take credit for the things I've done and that's the only reason I'm in this situation. That's how I'll be spending my time. Useless old sack of shit."

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Time

More free time❤️❤️

You realize how much I love you, right?

If you don’t, I would be more than happy to show you.. just tell me when❤️ (Still being understanding on being respectful of your silence… this was opportunity and opportunity and me.. I have to take it).. only when it comes to you though

I have a thought that you may have been possibly being stubborn… I am trying not to over analyze because that doesn’t turn out well… kinda like you being stubborn… no stubborn!! When you are stubborn it impacts a lot… no numbers, you are sad, I am sad, I go home sick… not to mention nothing gets resolved… no stubborn… I am always here if something is bothering and you need to talk… again may be trying to get alone with you… I can’t help it lol… seriously though I am always here❤️❤️
if you weren’t being stubborn.. 😬 oops.

Communication will be a breeze someday… imagine not having to wait 24-48 hours for a response❤️
Never doubt my love or intentions for you❤️❤️

I promise you I am not going anywhere.

I promise you I love you more than I ever imagined was possible.
I promise you I will never give up on our someday.
I promise you everything I say on here and everything I do towards you, has only love being it… and maybe a little trying to get you alone… had to be honest

Time.. guess what? Love you always

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Timing

Depending on context it can mean what vibe/ the type of energy your on at a given moment

Guy 1: “ Right when I came home I grabbed her neck and pushed her up against the wall and she loved that shit”
Guy 2: “Damn you were on demon timing my boy”

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