Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

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short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.

Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.

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egg timer

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

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Bad Timer

Someone who is always saying the wrong thing at the absolute WORST TIME.

"You know I didnt pack any underware for this trip."
"Are you telling me your wearing dirty underware?"
"No, im telling you im wearing my mothers underware!"
"YOU say the worst things at the worst time. Your a bad timer!"

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