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When you are waiting next to traffic light and guy punches you into solar without reason
You will not believe, I was in Prague and received Timo's punch
Do an intestinal irrigation with bath water and then let it run in your girlfriend's face.
When Timo was visiting Hoffenheim, he did the Tirty Timo during sexual intercourse.
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Somali word for Asians; particularly Indian and Pakistani people . Timo jelic = soft hair.
Timo jelic pronounced 'tee' 'mo' 'chil' 'e'
Southall is filled with timo jelic folk!
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Having the urge to purchase games with the false belief of that they'll enjoy it once they play it. Just to realize their mistake and how much regret they'll hold for the few weeks, just to repeat that same mistake again.
Man 1: "I really like the game that you're playing, I might buy it so we can play."
Man 2: "But I've never really seen you play this type of genre??"
Man1: "Yeah, but this one looks different, I'm sure I'll love it."
*Man 1 plays the game once, and never plays it ever again*
Man 2: "You're going through the Timo Effect."
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a lousy jackass who doesnt give a damn about anyone or their feelings and just looks for someone to have sex with
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Sich - für Andere unerwarteterweise - plötzlich nie wieder melden.
„Den Timo machen“
Hast du eigentlich mal wieder was von Michael gehört?
Nein, der hat den Timo gemacht...
Hair between two halves of butt
oh my butt's itching, maybe i should shave my Timo Werner
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