When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.
I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.
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When your friend takes you somewhere, usually a party, and then just leaves without telling you to meet a tinder match. Also knows as tinder D or T dip.
Hey where did Matt go?
Man he tinder dip
Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.
Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"
Localized pain resulting from overuse of the iPhone dating app Tinder, which has users swipe left or right to 'like' or 'nope' other users based on their images and short (often useless) bios. What begins as a fun, game-like experience often results in extreme hand cramps and acceptance that we all die alone.
'I tried to Nope him but my Tinder Thumb was so bad I couldn't swipe properly. Now I'm chatting with a guy who likes wearing wraparound sunglasses inside!'
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a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.
Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.
A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.
โI think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.
The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.
Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.
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