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mindy falling off the bleachers
she went to step down on the bleahcers but it wasnt there so she feel on the buttcrack sitting infront of her...stupid tipsy
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Weekly celebration of Tuesday where everyone gets stupid drunk and does things they regret, mainly due to Tuesday being the shittiest day of the college week. So get crunk.
Last Tipsy Tuesday Ern and Liz were alcoholics and drank all by themselves followed by an emo fest.
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when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.
Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.
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When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.
Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!
*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*
Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!
Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!
When a girl starts riding on your dick and instead of riding up and down she starts swaying side to side.
Bro Jennifer gave me a tipsy toboggan last night and she almost broke my dick in half in the process.
a little buzzed or prunk
Last night i went to a bumpin-ass party. I smoked an L, then later on drank sum gin n' juice and got el tipsy.
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The state when someone has been drinking and their teeth begin to feel strange and numb.
Jim - Ahh man this booze sucks, i'll need about ten glasses to get drunk
Oli - works for me, ive already got tipsy teeth