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An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.
The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.
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verb.
A maneuver used by an individual in order to bail on their friends. "bravaso! I'll be there" confirms the plans with friends, only to later be ignored. In order to hang out with his girlfriend, someone "pulls a tito" by giving some lame excuse to friends. Such individual often spends enormous amounts of time with his girlfriend already, and seldom sees his friends. The girlfriend is often overbearing and annoying.
"Is la rata coming tonight? he said he would, but he's probably gonna pull a tito again"
I think i'm getting a cold.
I have to work early.
She's been sick all week, I need to tend to her.
I fell asleep after we talked.
I can only hang out with you when she's busy.
Hey you wanna come play soccer? no, I'm not gonna go, but go by yourself anyway.
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When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it
Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash
A Mexican-American Mixed Martial Artist, once feared by many 10 years ago, but now he is a joke. He is ridiculed for his unusually large head (he looks like a thumb with a face painted on), speech impediment that results in him stumbling over is own words as a result of trying to speak numerous sentences in one breath and the fact that he's married to a syphilitic ex-porn star Jenna Jameson.
Claims to be "The People's Champion", yet no body gives a shit about him, and usually laugh insanely hard when he makes excuses for losing, which has become his trademark. Perhaps his most memorable excuse was that he "had a cracked skull" despite hyping that he had never felt so fit and healthy in his entire life.
Tito Ortiz is a terrible human being; he's depriving useful people of much needed oxygen and may possibly be a closet homosexual. He has a tendency to claim other men are his "bitches" but it's unsure if there is a gimp mask or a rubber ball-gag involved. There probably is.
In the midst of his downward spiral from MMA superstar to joke, he was scheduled to fight his employer, walking mouth, Dana White. Ortiz backed out 2 days before the fight when he realised he'd suffer yet ANOTHER humiliating lose, to a fight promoter instead of professional fighter this time. He also feared he'd be beaten to death because of Dana White's intense hatred of him.
Also, Tito had a few turd-like qualities.
1) Dana White: Tito Ortiz is MY bitch.
Tito Ortiz: Yes sir, please don't hit me, sir.
2) Dana White: I took a wicked dump this morning, it looked like Tito Ortiz.
Lorenzo Fertitta: I hope you flushed, buddy.
Dana White: I did, and just like the real Tito Ortiz, the piece of shit just wouldn't go away.
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A Tito punk is a Latino punk usually from Mexican decent.
My friend Nick told me that Texas is flooded with Tito punks
Taking a pull of titos from the bottle followed by placing one's head on a baseball bat and spinning in a circle for 30 seconds then taking another pull of titos. Usually done by someone who had lost a bet
"Who ever loses this bet needs to do a titos tornado."
"I don’t want to do a titos tornado, they're the worst"
To back out of a pre-planned event, especially after weeks/months of dramatic build up to said event. To quit. To wimp out at the last possible minute before being forced to fulfill your duties.
Tito out is derived from Tito Ortiz in Season 11 of The Ultimate Fighter when he, at the last minute, decided he was too "injured" to fight Chuck Liddell.
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