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Steriotypes include:
-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere
Fears of the travel to Brazil include:
-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again
Interests of the travel to Brazil include:
-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women
Fun facts you might have not known:
-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to Ibiza!
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!
Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...
Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?
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Completing a game with the score 7-1. It comes from the 2014 Brazil vs Germany World Cup where both teams entered undefeated. The match was expected to be close, but Germany set the record for the largest margin victory. Germany kept Brazil scoreless until the last minute when they finally scored.
Score is 6-1 with 10 seconds left. -"Let's try for a brazil"
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A term used to describe when one has been overmatched or made a fool of by an opponent.
"Dude, that chick just brazilled you!"
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A country that is really beautiful for the tourists, but actually is a shit-hole country that doesn't have security, since lots of dumb tourists are being kidnapped, robbed, raped and killed there. It has lots of corruption because the PT has made a huge corruption scheme which has robbed for some years millions of taxes the people pay, and there are some dumbasses who still vote on these politicians after some crap like that happens.
Jeff: Hey I'm so anxious to go to Brazil!!
John: Dude I sure hope you're bringing a gun because it's fucking dangerous
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When you loose horribly at something or score very poorly.
That exam was so tough, I definitely braziled it.
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Full of strength, faithful, loyal, and protective
Brazile not as in the country.
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portuguese people says brazil with s (brasil)
Brazil is the biggest country in the southern hemisphere and south american continent, ranking 5th largest country in the world.
the largest state is Amazonas, situated in the northwestern part of the country, ranking first largest state.
Sergipe is the smallest state, located on the southern coast of that country's northeastern bulge into the Atlantic Ocean, ranking first smallest state.
Alagoas is the most dangerous state, with a homicide rate of 64.6, ranking first most dangerous.
Santa Catarina is the least dangerous state, with a homicide rate of 12.8! ranking last most dangerous.
Brazil land area: 8.516.000 km²
but china wont be too far behind as well as united states.
brazil does not have a reporting system for tornadoes, so it looks like you can finally travel to a place where a tornado doesnt ruin your million dollar home.
(however brazil has actually tornadoes, but they occur rarely)
(oh and brazil does not have earthquakes, but they occur rarely too)
Teacher: what is the largest country in southern hemisphere?
Teacher: can somebody answer?
Student 1: *raises hand*
Teacher: yes?
Student 1: Its Brazil!
Teacher: Correct! now 5th largest country?
Student 1: Brazil again!
Teacher: correct! and lastly, largest country in the americas?
Student 1: Brazil!
Teacher: Wrong! its Canada! did i even mention "largest country in the south american continent"?
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