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Jack is a caring guy. A Jack has amazing good looks. He will always be there for you. He is a loving and caring boyfriend. He is not the show-off type. He is quiet and humble. He doesn’t usually stand up for himself. He will show you his true self once you get close to him. He is amazing and one-of-a-kind. Jack is someone you will always want to be with. Jack isn’t the type to make any moves very quickly. He would rather take your relationship slowly. He can be insecure deep down, but he won’t show it. He can be annoying at times, but it is hard to stay mad at a Jack. You will never get over a Jack, so keep him close and never let him slip away. If he tells you what his heart has to say or tells you a secret, then it means he trusts you and that is special. It is hard to get him to open up because he has a hard time trusting people. A Jack is someone who you will love forever.
Girl 1: Who is he? He’s sexy!
Girl 2: That’s Jack, that girl’s boyfriend.
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A guy with a MASSSSSSSSSSSSSIVEEEEE pp!!!!!!!! SO BIG
"Hey, that guy is called Jack."
"Yea and he has a 19023810923819203801923812093 Inch pp!"
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1. another term for the clap or gonorrhea
2. from the popular AC/DC ditty "The Jack".
1. I'm sorry Sharon, but it seems you have acute gonorrhea. If you stopped sleeping around maybe you wouldnt fuckin have the jack; dig?
2. Poker face was her name/Poker face was her nature/Poker straight was her game/If she knew she could get you/She played 'em fast/And she played 'em hard/She could close her eyes/And feel every card
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1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)
1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.
3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.
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Jacks are classy people. They almost always have smooth skin that the ladies looove, and likes to stay out of drama! But, when a Jack gets into drama, he always backs off. A Jack is astonishinly good with th le ladies and can get pretty much any girl. We also cannot forget about their hair! A true Jack has nice, flowy hair and styles it amazingly. Jacks eyes are the best quality of him, and they always pop out and say, "I am rare, dont forget me."
Girl 1: Omg! Jack just asked me out! What should I say?
Girl 1's concience: Of course say yes! Hes is so sexy and nice and he will treat you well!"
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