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A song where the song usually has one good line. People have this song in their playlist for clout when other people/friends look at their playlist. Spotify premium users usually have this because they can just skip the song after the line.
“Oh yeah, I love *Spotify song*, I know the song by heart”
“Wait, can you sing me some lines in the song I forgot how it goes?”
“*sings popular line*”
“What else, I still don’t remember”
“Jeez, I forgot it the words, this never happens”
Music comp on phones, who’s song is better
That guy always wins Spotify wars.
person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.
damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker.
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person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.
“damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker”
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a "DJ" who only plays songs using the Spotify app, rather than mixing songs in a more skillful manner
Yo who hired the 'spotify DJ'? The girls aren't dancing
When two or more people with the same Spotify account fight over what music is playing on the account
Nothing is more intense than a Spotify battle with your sister
When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.
Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife